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PHP and Go, Together at Last!
PHP and Golang, together at last! This blog post is about Spiral Framework and Roadrunner Server. I’ll briefly talk about what they are, then show how to compile a custom Roadrunner server, start...
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Ubuntu 22.04 LTS Inside Windows 11
Running Ubuntu 22.04 LTS on Windows 11 is a breeze. First, install Windows Terminal and Ubuntu from the Microsoft store. Next, in Ubuntu, setup your .bash_aliases hacks and sudo apt installs. Finally,...
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Compile a Custom Roadrunner Plugin for Laravel Octane
Laravel Octane lets you use Roadrunner. But, instead of using the provided rr binary why not compile your own? Compiling Roadrunner lets you extend your app by writing Go plugins and middleware. The...
View ArticleA Book of Generative Poetry
reiterations is an electronic-book containing 24 sonnets. Depending on the e-book reader that is used, each time reiterations is opened, or each time a page in the book is turned, a JavaScript software...
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Install Upgraded GNU Bash on a Macbook Pro
When you get a new Macbook Pro with M1 chip you get an old version of Bash. Bash isn’t old. It’s still being maintained. It has millions of Linux and Windows users. Here’s how to put the newest version...
View ArticleLe chat
I’m sharing this animation my 12 year old daughter made for her big elementary school graduation ceremony. It was supposed to be projected in front of a 150+ audience. Imagine how thrilled she was....
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Razer Keyboard and macOS
I bought myself a Razer Cynosa V2 keyboard. At work I use macOS. Here’s how I tweaked it to make it usable. Step 1 System Preferences, Keyboard, Modifier Keys… Swap: Option & Command. Step 2 This...
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Pcov Is Better than Phpdbg and Xdebug for Code Coverage
Since the last time, I changed from phpdbg to pcov. Results? pcov is faster, uses less memory, is more accurate than phdbg. Phpdbg Time: 4.09 minutes, Memory: 3.32 GB Pcov Time: 3.48 minutes, Memory:...
View ArticleShie Kasai
Shie Kasai has launched a new blog! I’m a fan! (and her husband) The blog used to run on sux0r, software I wrote and hosted myself, but it was getting too old and becoming difficult to maintain....
View ArticleThe Kenny G of PHP
Nickname idea: The Kenny G of PHP Free as in beer idea: The FAANG acronym could use another A for Automattic: FAAANG! Or maybe: FWAANG! for WordPress? Sounds less predatorial.
View ArticleL’ Ordre secret
Tous les frères ont un esprit identique. Sa force réside dans son ensemble. La doctrine du sacrifice personnel. Aimer son peuple d’un amour véritable, l’aimer objectivement sans intérêt personnel, sans...
View ArticleSkateboarding in 1991
Myself in 1991, with a bit of 92 and 93. Soundtrack from 1994. Hamilton, Burlington, Oakville, Guelph, Kenogami (Timiskaming).
View ArticleGrid Pie for Renoise
I added a feature to a Lua script I wrote for Renoise ~13 years ago: Indicator lights. I got a new AKAI MPK mini so I am playing around with it again. Download Grid Pie here.
View ArticleMarx n’avait encore rien vu
Les réseaux sociaux donnent l’illusion que nous participons à la vie publique pendant qu’elle se déroule ailleurs, là où nous ne la cherchons plus. C’est une drogue dure et nocive, sans doute plus...
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